RT @ShivAroor: Don’t forget the thousands of men and women troops from across security forces keeping #YourVote2014 peaceful. http://t.co/W…


@b50 I stopped wearing about 6-7 years back. And now I no longer have a tan line on left wrist πŸ˜‰


@om wish you were here πŸ˜‰


RT @diogeneb: . @BJP4India 5 million faces still to go. No need to be complacent. Make sure you spam everyone.


@nikhilnarayanan mere liye blocked hee theek hai… It was going on writing that stupid line repeatedly.


RT @Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.


@suresh97 I didn’t even mention the word! If is spamming everyone. Including namo himself!


@sidin at least u r allowed facial hair in this fotu πŸ˜‰ @kaaliya


RT @GooglePics: This 102 yr old man has driven the same Rolls Royce for 82 years–A 1928 Rolls Royce! http://t.co/p5u7Mt2fEB


@RajivMakhni Naak makhni hai toh Kaam bhee Aisa hoga πŸ˜‰


Hahaha this BJP bot @BJP4India is writing Same line to zillions of accounts randomly. How has it not been marked as spam yet?


RT @vikramchandra: Modi: “Look at my track record. I don’t get elected to take revenge or settle scores.”


@sidin STOP CONFUSING ME with all these new twitter names for yourself everyday.


RT @Burman_Amit: Pizza Hut serving Biryani and please don’t miss Mona Lisa wearing the Anarkali head gear !! http://t.co/7Nq6BC4LMo


@b50 those ppl are drifters. Work – home – work. no other desires.


RT @TheTweetOfGod: The next time I create mankind I’ll conduct an environmental impact study first.


@b50 and then comes one day when that very thing becomes reason for its demise


RT @TheNaique: I had no idea what this “Modi wave” everyone keeps talking about actually is, until I went to KFC and saw that half the menu…