RT @RushinaMG: So strange! In ladies room at a hotel. Deepika Padukone comes in w/ entourage. Her minion actually holds my door closed so I…

Why is such little thought given to voting dates? In Delhi the voting day gave a week long holiday to ppl. Same situ for today’s voting!

RT @Jerk_Magnet: “Do you know the candidate you voted for has 6 criminal charges in his name?” “Oh? But I just wanted so-and-so as PM.”

RT @Trendulkar: With 35%, the voter turn out in Bangalore is less than the Iron Maiden concert turnout in Palace Grounds. Shame on you hara…

RT @rameshsrivats: EC should declare that liquor shops will open at 5pm or when voter turnout reaches 80%, whichever comes later.
Then watc…

“@sharmasupriya: Heard in Ludhiana: “Aam aadmi party ki balle balle, baaki saare thalle thalle”” cc @GulPanag

RT @SudhaKanago: Bangalore Please do not disappoint. 25%, 35% is a total fail. You have 4 hours to prove you are not apathetic citizens. Ge…

Rajma chawal. Burrp. Nuff said

RT @karishmau: Monkeys have attacked the physiotherapy clinic I got to and have run off with ice packs. Even they can’t handle this heat! ##climatechange

@Anu_Sengupta must have. These ancient means – ghade ka paani, kuen ka paani used to be good for us!

RT @smudgal: Intimidatory tactics and abusive language being used by Modi supporter against me for signing appeal for secular vote.

Oh man just had ghade ka paani after years. So delicious. And just the right amount of chill. Slurp.

RT @Fascinatingpics: Police dogs final test: self control. http://t.co/t6KItTrZLV

RT @JoyAndLife: Women must not pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. http://t.co/A2yHdUyDKC

@GabbbarSingh call waiting kee setting kee hai? it gets reset every time sim is taken out

@gkhamba buta bitta. Like Betty bot a bit of butter, which got bitter.

RT @gkhamba: Business idea : Freelance collection agency. Pool of goons to be used by freelancers to get cheques on time by paying monthly …

RT @lKeepItReaI: We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can’t get phone reception in basements?

RT @ashwinmushran: There is only one definition of Secularism. The separation of Religion from Governance & Education. A concept that goes …

RT @VishalDadlani: Bhartiya Janata Photoshop party! If they forge documents just to campaign, what will they do if they have power? http://…

Such a pity that BJP has spent so MUCH on campaigning but their digital agency who worked for them hasn’t been paid dues!

RT @VishalDadlani: Save India. Go out and vote!

Kick out the 3 C’s. No more Corruption! No more Communalism! No more Criminality!

RT @anaggh: Saying Kiranas will cease to exist with FDI Retail coming in is like saying Marriage will cease with Live in happening.