One very positive outcome of the #mpflrecon surgery is Ma ke haath ka Healthy & tasty khaana 24X7! #FTW

TV recipe Hindi name of “sour cream” – Khatti malai .. :O I think THAT is something that needs to be thrown away!

Good move!

@chhavi @girishmallya hmm yeah, in an ideal world. The Internet lends too much of an anonymous air to everything one wdnt do IRL

@pjain haha I thought U landed from US

RT @chhavi: MT @labellagorda: Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy. http://t.co/drWyQHVKR8

@singhdevyani should help! Am getting better bit by bit. First 5-6 days were real tough .. Now pain is lesser & getting used to walker

RT @rkarnad: BJP gets serious about its promise to punish accounting fraud. Their top 10 list:
1. Teesta Seetalvad

@girishmallya @chhavi well ppl always think they are just sharing something further.. It’s the viral nature that affects end person instead

@b50 jaa simran, jee le apni zindagi

The beautiful purple sunbird’s warbling melodiously on my peach tree’s pink blossoms! SUCH a pleasure for my senses! #lawnstatus

@josephradhik I think it was bound to reach a plateau stage.. What have the studio guys been doing all their lives? Same thing for decades

.@nithinkd haha no.. Can’t change FB info settings once I’ve selected them already & now my profile is just some anon user sort of profile

Ok so I tried @Tinder finally and looks like I’ve found a bug already in the app

@SachinKalbag corresponding event happening in delhi too. Am missing out on all 🙁

@pjain welcome back. Where are my chocs :p

Aww pic of the day!

RT @fotespeaks: Its ironic that AIB, Arjun Kapoor, KJo etc will go to jail for cracking jokes before Salman Khan will for killing people.

RT @siddhmi: Alabama caller to police re: Indian grandfather on a stroll: “He’s a skinny black guy… I’ve never seen him before.” http://t.co/FO9wAmaRRU

B9rUrERCAAAHudC

@beastoftraal hahaha these must be the kind of people who build temples for their superstars

@beastoftraal yes, marks for the thought .. But eloquence – will credit where it’s due

RT @daddy_san: *woman gets molested in public* meh, she should’ve dressed better

*comedians crack jokes* THEY INSULTED WOMEN, ARREST THEM

When will this sheer stupidity stop! “@dna: #AIBRoast: 14 booked under ‘criminal conspiracy’ among other charges dnai.in/czxu”