Hey all those trolling @RegaJha – got too much faltu time on UR self righteous ugly hands? Stay away *swat swat swat*

RT @chetan_bhagat: When you see the girls who rejected you in the past become fat and ugly with age, it is a lovely feeling.

Mater giving instructions to maid at “home home” via skype. I love these technologically advanced times 🙂 #mpflrecon

@Twisted_Curly yes thanks it went well.. Am recuperating now. Post op Rehab time is 2-3 months.. Currently bed ridden

@BabeBanarasiya @RegaJha what U too.. Someone needs to tell me what happened :p I’ve mostly been unaware of the goings on here last few days

Hey @RegaJha what did u do? Why did u break the internetz?

@RajivMakhni Immigrate out of india? :p well I meant move on for the day or week or so. I know of Twitter’s cricket hysteria since 2007

Totally oblivious to cricket & cdnt care less .. but patakhas and bombs all around are a good indication of the result. Can we now move on?

.@narendramodi @PMOIndia at least work in tandem with the new
CM .. Need we remind you that you are the PM & NOT JUST A BJP REP!! aargh

@Finelychopped yuvar impersonated celeb? I added one FB profile of urs from FB suggestions list and then another popped up in suggestions :p

@virsanghvi no bombay duck or Salli boti for these haraamis!

@mohitmalani na. Not reading anything here. Just writing my own

Bleddy cricket and valentines all over Twitter and facebook!

Hearing kejru’s plans for delhi is like music to ears! All the things that need to be done since eternity.. Hope he delivers

What are top 20 highest paid professions in India? Apparently being a godman tops even being a politician! qr.ae/BDSB5

My open CLT sandwich – cheese, homegrown lettuce, tomato http://t.co/gqIB3SPoJn

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@KiranGopinath this is the one that wiggles its tail periodically? It comes here at my place too

Ashy prinia, tailorbird & the purple sunbird are all gushing over my peach tree blossoms. So am I