Just As the clock struck 12 & naag panchmi started, lord voldemort strikes #FTII


@jasuja no idea at all. All well?


RT @MaryAbdo: Please RT-this man just masturbated at me on the street in broad daylight. Ran away after a confrontation. http://t.co/VwzLndJvaw

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Officially hate the android lollypop type plus keyboard. Bah


@amreekandesi so u r writing about a 35 yr old middle aged man? :p


#lawnstatus today -loops of madhumalti that I always stick my nose in & feel like I tasted… ift.tt/1DZ2YvH http://t.co/qdw2PuxL3g

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@amreekandesi have u started a column in HT brunch? Badiya hai sir jee


@ritinb colloquially no. I say situation. But write situ at most places


@ritinb these need doctor intervention!


@ritinb nothing. Just a joke abt the situ


@ritinb thanks. Am still cringing


@ritinb yeah it is more because of why should I suffer alone 🙁


Watching funny guys Kay and Peele in Fargo is so weird!


@ritinb I know. Very small silver lining. But never seen it oozing juices ever earlier. Aargh


@chupchap yes cats typically do this leave and never come back thing out of the entire pet Kingdom


@abinash_d yeah sorry .. Wrong recipient .. Deleted it. And I wrote precisely this. U have to take care of the pet


@abinash_d I’ve been doing it all the time but this episode was the toughest :/


@chupchap so u invest emotionally and then the pet may never come back also :/