RT @Roflindian: Onion prices reach 70-80 per Kg. No reaction on TL. Manmohan Singh would have been chopped, grated and sautéed by now. Amazing blind love.

RT @mrrajatkapoor: Its shocking that the government can not find the right person with the right vision for FTII- they’d rather let it develop into this mess!

@b50 NEFT is also passé. Now it’s IMPS :p

@b50 arre wah. Congrats

RT @SciencePorn: Baby stingrays look like raviolis stuffed with tiny damned souls.

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@awryaditi oh ho. I kept wondering how a viral joke could Hurt u so much :p get well soon!

RT @narenbalaji: 2010: “There’s a hashtag for that”
2013: “There’s an emoji for that”
2015: “There’s a GIF for that”

RT @muffinpack: In other news. http://t.co/0qv0JKYAqd

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RT @the_hindu: Just In: #RajThackeray‘s pet dog, Bond attacks his wife Sharmila. She has been admitted to Hinduja hospital.

RT @nytimes: The lawyers offered a rent-free apartment for life if he’d leave his studio to make way for a skyscraper. He refused. nyti.ms/1K56N3B

@arunverma sir jee tussi waapis as gaye ghum phir ke?

RT @ofnosurnamefame: MP’s son robbed by prostitute at the 5 star hotel he was staying in. This sure is funny, but the joke is on us. 😐 http://t.co/j7yi7N1B8V

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RT @NigelBritto: LOL: Istanbul locals saved a car from falling in the river by sitting on it till a crane came. bit.ly/1fopNgA http://t.co/Q8J4CRJaQp

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@AksharPathak are u visiting Denmark? The land of hansel and gretel, the little mermaid etc?

@AksharPathak actually the population of Finland is lesser than that of Delhi so yes u r sorta right :p

@AksharPathak and no grills. Everything is glass. Almost 0 crime there. One can get used to such a life

@AksharPathak omg.. I love these places. Seeing this too late though. Did u take a ride on tram 3b/3t? Can get glimpse of whole city

@AksharPathak if u buy a drink then most pubs let you pee for free 😉

@AksharPathak u r in my most favourite city in the world! I love Finland .. Have lived there for 6 months a decade back

RT @NRIMoodiFan: SAARE JAG MEIN KAHIN NAHIN HAI DUSRA HINDUSTAAAAAAA

*sees american boss coming*

AAAAaaamerica. the best country. land of oportunity. wow.

RT @mohitraj: Monday morning after a great Sunday night
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@praticram @VodafoneIN of course not. Which is why I’m lambasting them and now I think i shd start daily harassment to get things done

@VodafoneIN I DONT CARE WHAT U DO. the issue has NOT been fixed in spite of telling u guys what is wrong REPEATEDLY. there better be results

.@VodafoneIN will u guys fix the booster u were supposed to fix a month back or do I have to drag u to consumer court???