@SushantSin wahee toh.. Jerks are obsessed with this phrase.. Even though the real surgical strikes have also been questionable

RT @SushantSin: A Surgical Strike means that only the target is hit and there is no collateral damage. Demonetisation has caused only collateral damage, no?

@b50 I miss manmohan Singh the PM also.

@surekhapillai oh I thought this one was also going to be about stuffing pillow with money! ?

@Airtel_Presence will u ppl, FFS, fix the stupid bugs of airtel money app?I shared details about this particular bug at least 6 months back!

@Airtel_Presence now this time also, I’ve loaded 1k in airtel money but ur my airtel app still shows airtel money wallet balance as 0!!!!!!

@Airtel_Presence every single month I face issues in payment, contact u, payment gets delayed & fine gets levied.will u EVER fix old issues!

@Airtel_Presence every SINGLE MONTH I go through this with u ppl, ur stupid useless airtel money app is NOT linked with my airtel app!

@Golu15399 stfu. Blocking trolls like u doesn’t take more than a second

RT @b50: At this rate, holding a shit will be saluted as patriotic act for Mother India, if Modi makes laxatives illegal.

@nikster007 I think u must be aware of the increase in hate crimes thanks to his policies? Obama didn’t cause that

@mrsfunnybones thank god u aren’t sprinkle khanna ? .. BTW was rinke’s name derived through the same? ?

@I_yam_nendu no they do NOT. It Is always biggest one of the year etc

@KanchanGupta yes it is probably once in a lifetime .. Size of moon wise ..but to the naked eye and in images it won’t appear very different

@KanchanGupta still haven’t been able to figure out plans to shoot it.. Will try

PSA : The full Moon of Nov. 14th will be the biggest and brightest in nearly 70 years! Watch it #supermoon #supermoon2016

@mrsfunnybones just realised my cujjin brother is also going to be on KWK with u tonight! (Raghav)

RT @ShirishKunder: Arun Jaitley says it’ll take 2-3 weeks to recalibrate ATMs to new notes. It’s like pushing you off the plane & then ordering for parachute.

RT @SachinKalbag: “Eliye pedichu illam kathichu” ~ Malayalam proverb, meaning, “Don’t burn your house to smoke out a rat.” (from my wise friend Cyriac Mathew)

RT @samitbasu: Welcome to Digital India. Bring a photocopy duly attested.

@mahafreed it is a crime to write normal tweets while u r dealing with trump and we are dealing with 500, 1000

@krishashok reminds me of the kathi kabab joint I used to visit in pune , while in college

Since Recalibrating ATMs will take at least 3 weeks : 1. #acchedin aa hee gaye. 2. Right time to start a cash logistics firm ? @vijayshekhar

@mrsfunnybones great stuff as always and now I get where u stayed during your Delhi visit 🙂

“Who uses toilet paper? It’s all water and our good old Congress party emblem.” ???? I’m with rinke in koughing wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

Some anticipated that there won’t be any chaos thanks to this! There’s loss of *LIFE* due to this situ .. Can berea… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

@Paytmcare hmm OK..everywhere else ur cashback is very instant! Hence it seemed like a glitch

@Paytmcare pls see above tweets and fix issue of 25% cashback on my ride in offer period valid till today