Traffic cops positioned at points which don’t even get jammed, managing them manually, thereby creating terrible jams. Shabaash!

@iKunaal nope they r the signs of unplanned growth. Terrible!

End of the world sale, last day of the world discount, end of the world contests – nope ,don’t leave anything when it comes to marketing!

RT @mojorojo: Everyone’s favourite Twitter-game this week; connect absolutely anything, in arbitrary fashion to “and this is why rapes h …

So was it supposed to end on 21/12 at 21:12 hours?

RT @smudgal: Horrifying ! Political Parties gave tickets to 27 candidates who have declared that they have been charged with rape: http: …

@armchairpandit @prasanto read the tweet till u get it. The Rwandan woman was raped IN DELHI. let an Indian suffer this in Rwanda then see

RT @abhishekmadan: Still loffing at white dude who inadvertently called Purvankara apartments, “Poor wanker apartments”.

RT @Rajyasree: I agree. “5 Reasons Why ‘Death for Rape’ Won’t Work |bit.ly/RapeAndDeathDZ 1. It would seriously endanger the life of ra …

Movie for the day – qyamat se qyamat tak!

@mojosanjay is that sheshnag – snake with all those heads!

@RahulBose1 they r hoping the world will end before 4 and they won’t have to make the effort

Hasta mañana till we meet again!

Dunno what I was thinking when I bought non pitted olives! How do I even use them?

Hey @ht_tweets what’s with Hindustan times spam callers calling to ask me If I want to advertise in your paper! Truly end of the world

Girlish saif Ali khan, boyish akhshay kumar. Mein khiladi tu anari.

@peerlesspig what Is this mela thing? It seems I applied in that!

@Isay_Chaps btw sadak and pani are entirely your imagination

@hanisha yeah no changes at ALL. Even then it’s been 3 months n counting! Do find out if u can apply at gurgaon, noida etc. seen them faster

@Isay_Chaps unless they actually work at the passport office, it is no use.

Sill trying to get the piss smell out of moi nostrils :/ ..passport enquiry queue extended out of the room, past dirty toilets and lifts!

@hanisha even ppl who applied in gurgaon got in 2 weeks! I applied in Delhi solely because my official address is Delhi.

Standing in the pissy passport queue, the only solace was the guy in front of me loudly humming nirvana – smells like teen spirit :p haha

@vaibhav1981 those officials blame TCS though. Incompetent jerks.

@vaibhav1981 apparently the TCS based system has sla driven stuff!

@sobhon1973 huh?? I never said that! In fact u did, when I was at a post office tweeting !!

@sobhon1973 what do u think? I had to SEND something by speed post! What an assumption you make!