Just as the fledgling squawked the whole house down, its worried but brave parents landed right outside the window & now it’s out with them!

Why has big CBS spark been shut down! Good music. And just when they had started showing English movies :/

RT @ShivAroor: They rescue you. They get you to higher ground. Then they cook you some food. That’s the Army. | http://t.co/eHmAM92fOM

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@bhas Ek hee thaali ke chatte batte

@bhas the feeling is the same. These jerks are driving me crazy!

@bhas what did he do? Am not in tune with the latest

@Airtel_Presence define needful! I have had ppl arrive at my door step and call on my phone for every damn thing except the issue!!!!!!

#abeyaar @Airtel_Presence now some guy calls me on my landline saying that I have complained abt the very line being dead. DUH! Duffers!

@Airtel_Presence I am completely fed up of interacting with your duffer staff.I consciously kept it away from twitter bt clearly it’s no use

(cont) and @Airtel_Presence why in hell’s name do I have to create an account, set a password & security question EACH time I want to login?

(cont) This after writing so many mails to @Airtel_Presence just so that the imbecile customer care staff can understand the issue! Useless!

I complain abt harassing mails that r sent MUCH BEFORE due date & @Airtel_Presence sends a guy home to collect payment! I already PAID! Wth!

@CruciFire first one isn’t ok either! ESP considering the context! What other word for nuts can one use anyway? It’s like censoring ‘salad’

Star world beeps out ‘nuts’ even though the dialogue was abt the edible ones! Star movies blurs out Salma hayek’s cleavage! Seriously guys?!

@NeelaVanam am good. How are you? How is the book doing?

The birds are happy and chirpy in the lawn! Flitting across the greens and creating beautiful bird song #lawnstatus

Banks start charging money for SMS alerts, mobile banking – Moneylife buff.ly/11LQz4C

Oh.. Gmail has increased mail storage to 15 gb? Feels good to suddenly see your usage drop to about 50% instead of 90%!

OMG! amazing! Father’s Day Pictures: All-Star Animal Dads buff.ly/11JHkSx

Tummy full of chilled tarbooz! #burp

The flood wreaking havoc scenes on news 24 are really horrifying! But then it’s us – we paved paradise and put up a parking lot!

I just discovered the Facebook emoticons palette in ‘messages’. They look like alien faces or something !

@gkjohn yeah. Mila kunis Has a very retard image. Though that matches kutcher’s just fine 🙂

@Leopard212 well considering the river Ganges flows out of his head
…. U can picturing the rest

@Abhishek601A obv u didnt say the exact words bt u kept questioning it implying disbelief! See all ur tweets on this topic.Enough anyway

@Abhishek601A #abbeyaar just see the news. Do u think they’ll make up such news? It’s a waste of time to try to prove it’s incorrect or not!

Ganga has engulfed the shiv murti and Yamuna has crossed the danger levels all set to destroy life. #kalyug ?

Omg! News: That shiv murti in the river at rishikesh has come in the spate of water and has flown away. Quite symbolic that!

@gkjohn woh toh bahut pehle separate ho Gaye! Now she’s milking him for alimony

Ashton kutcher and mila kunis are making me sigh in envy – a honeymoon in space! Have money – will spend!

Why is lakme trying to frighten 25 year olds into using their new product – youth infinity serum? Kuch bhee bikta hai!