Though put funnily, the beagle match required in prev tweet is a serios query for upar walas. Told them The only owner I know is @GulPanag !

@bhas gotra toh beagle hee hai na :p

@wolver_inn shd be tall of course but no taller than the male .. Hehe

Match required for 2 yr old male beagle in gurgaon. Female beagle should be in gurgaon/Ncr. Shd be fair & convent educated. No dowry :p

@craziiie @Abhishek601A if haryanvi speaks English incorrectly then he will be called ganwaar. Speak any language but correctly obviously!

@arunverma but it is way too big to be one.. It’s 2 feet in diameter. Can u show me the pic u were talking abt?

@Abhishek601A moreover English, Hindi, haryanvi, all that is fine when spoken right & correct. NOT fine when spoken incorrectly = illiterate

@Abhishek601A I wrote ‘IT finally happened’ u dud. Which meant the good looks were too good to be true, not his mouth opening! Jesus!

@Abhishek601A for the 1st time??? Where are these STUPID assumptions coming from? Were u there? Quit giving me BS. M not responding anymore!

@Abhishek601A who said I hate him? Keep your assumptions to yourself!! And why don’t YOU stop judging me by my tweet first?

@spaceman_spifff of course. The jat females sit in ghoonghat all day! Gym is a far cry.

@butsandifs well he Is a sight for sore eyes. So see I definitely will 😉

@monisha30 where are u babe! We need to meet and catch up. Just today I was thinking u r more active on FB than twitter.

@14_yr_old_Etard gurgaon actually. Half the population here in gyms is jat pahalwaans.

Went to the lawn to pluck basil and got greeted by ugly Mr. Toad prancing about in full glory. Not my day today #lawnstatus

What obsession is this – Constantine is going to be telecast both by WB and movies now tonight. At the same time.

It’s happened at last! The handsomest boy at the gym opened his mouth and out came illiterate jat bhau words. :/ le sigh

In other news, need to clear and chronicle the Narnia snow forestation developing in the freezer! Le sigh.

“It’s the humidity!!!!”, clutches hair and screams like Monica! Bad hair day.

@faridur hmm.. So far I have been thinking of using it in the lawn as a flower bed .

@arunverma but it is completely flat like a thaali, shade wala part toh hoga hee nahi.

RT @rey_z: Andy Murray is the first British champion in 77 years. As long as you don’t count women as people.

@faridur it’s flat like a thaali.. So I doubt the lampshade bit

@rasnasaini yeah flowerbed is all I could think of too, so far.

@SlutSoni @arunverma I could just give it away to kabaadi but I was just wondering if something creative can be done with it

@Rajyasree hmm noted. Only I don’t have mags around the house 🙂 give them off in raddi.. But I’ll try and think up some similar stuff

@ikaveri @arunverma yeah I thought of that too… But I don’t have a dog. Neither do I know anyone with that small a dog to fit into it

Need suggestions for recycling/upcycling a cane fruit tokri (2 feet diameter). Any tips? Cc @arunverma