Can’t believe sarkar is digging under a temple cos a seer dreamt abt gold there. And not one but two locations!

RT @UberFacts: Today is National Evaluate Your Life Day!

@Netra thanks babe 🙂

RT @madmanweb: Is anyone going as Narendra Modi for Halloween?

@kiranmanral what happened? Sorry not been seeing too much of twitter

It’s that time of the year again – when car windshields get misty at night. Looks like the monsoons are finally over!

RT @jackerhack: Goa’s best hand jobs. http://t.co/gk7LeqLKBp

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@anushayadav u won’t really get wheat germ plants. Their life cycle is too short. Just throw some wheat into soil and it’ll grow

A kangaroo at Melbourne gets injured, hops onto airport terminal, goes to 2nd floor and checks in to pharmacy! Aisa bhee hota hai!

@FlTNESS bt what abt the mercury levels in tuna which are apparently dangerous?

@DILNIDHI well obviously the nearest one involves crossing sohna road and driving 6 Kms! So your point is moot.

#lahaulbilakuat Song at gym : “Do u have a big ba-na-na?” … Wonder what went in the mind of those who had a banana before exercising

@JimConnolly may be no one knows about it yet to exploit it :p it’ll pick up soon. I am mostly apprehensive abt brands spamming me.

@JimConnolly yes choice is of course ours. But after choosing it, it’s going to be all hunky dory me thinks

@nimishdubey useless product I wd say. Phone bhee nahi hai woh!

Long long ago when @twitter was a kid, one cd receive dm from anyone. Now the feature is back. How abt ‘receive dm’s as SMS’ again?

Bruce self for spam “@JimConnolly: You can now receive DM’s from anyone who follows you, without you following them. http://t.co/Tec4oKgPJP”

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I posted 26 photos on Facebook in the album “Bindiya & Divesh – A chandigarh wedding” fb.me/1MzX2ypC0

Rather depressing 1st page of the paper – inflation breaking all records, milk prices up AGAIN,how is it happening when petrol prices r cut?

Watching Bridget jones’ diary after a decade or something and I see moaning myrtle in there!

RT @henna_khan: Wow! Venus and Moon sinking into the Indian Ocean, Western Australia, 8th Oct 2013 by Colin Legg Photography http://t.co/11…