@puneet u can’t even have facial hair, hoodie toh door kee baat hai

@deepakchopra007 thanks for adoring, but don’t abuse it to keep sending blasts of out of context messages pls.

@deepakchopra007 it is not just “selling” which is spam! It is unsolicited anything! U keep writing nonsensical tweets with no context!

@deepakchopra007 it should be common sense to u considering you aren’t exactly a newbie here!

@VodafoneIN kindly take action against @bharatmatrimony for repeated unsolicited calls on my DND no. Latest at 13:21 from 01160660069 today

@suchetadalal @nakulshenoy anyway smart card is no use cos non smart card ppl ALWAYS clog those lanes. Case in point gurgaon toll :/

@saffrontrail many happy returns of the day! Many more garden surprises and cooking delights to you!

@c_gawker if he’s happy to see you then probably nothing, innit?

लोहड़ी दीयाँ लख लख वधाइयाँ!!

At cafe uno, shangrila. Bright sunny day!

@sidpatankar tweets have already started? Isn’t the event tomorrow?

Good god what dancing on comedy nights with kapil! Robotic arm failure but very funny!

@notytony you were ‘caught at’ his show? Doing what?

@thesatbir a lot of stuff gets repeated on hbo, so am doing without them

बैठे बैठे क्या करें करना है कुछ ‘काम’ “@bhatnaturally: Online porn viewing heated up during the polar vortex wapo.st/1gq4iI1”

How to Cure a Hangover – all sort of tips including tablets, patches & what not! buff.ly/KX4RPu

Good god! Bizarre Photos of Upside Down People Wearing Clothes That Appear Right-Side-Up. They look like Turkeys buff.ly/KWZy2F

Any users of airtel money out here? Gimme the good, bad, ugly details please

@om ooh nice bday wishes! @photomatt many happy returns of the day! Have a great 30th! 🙂

Worth a dekko! “@MikeElgan: Time traveling photographer adds herself into her own childhood pictures. j.mp/1c5IEUT”