Oh god! “@ikaveri: Girls beware! Cosmetics loaded with toxic metals, ‘L’Oreal, Hindustan Unilever guilty shar.es/UHmJK”


“@kamaalrkhan: Here i am with 2 beautiful girls. http://t.co/YwiJ2sU5SY”

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@gkjohn @sidin hahaha but that K is hardly anything compared to the K Pakistan has!


@sidin hahaha u need cross border reference dei!


RT @taran_adarsh: At @kamaalrkhan ‘s well-attended birthday party last nite. Happy birthday to KRK once again… http://t.co/PnMfbp6tQb

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RT @YearOfRat: English news channels’ investigative journalism has boiled down to ‘Read on twitter’.


@nowme_datta @nakulshenoy yeah but his wife doesn’t share the diction. See her timeline – full of wrong spellings. Anyhow she says she wrote


@b50 1. To build muscle so that u can burn calories even at rest. 2. No idea


@karishmau panti ! :O btw ur pic of computer screen never shows properly. Too many lines. Take screenshot no?


@AlfRuen how do I know. It can’t Be that simple


@AlfRuen seems like a dislike between the 2 women instead of an affair


Expecting the khobragade saga to be part of ‘the good wife’ somehow


@AlfRuen so the pak journo actually wrote something incriminating on her timeline?


@AlfRuen may be. Or may be it is her imagination. Concluding thus based on earlier behaviour of flinging her drink on a male journo.


@calamur one would think that is the most obvious of things to be careful about


RT @sptvrock: @prasanto @MehrTarar indians who have dignity unfollow her or are there no ppl in pakistan who R desperate 4 husbands of oth…


RT @Abandoned_Pic: Abandoned train track in France. http://t.co/7F96u9Rg8s

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RT @Brilliant_Ads: Pollution is closer than you think http://t.co/gADpJIAdu3

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@GulPanag sau dee sapeed tae vadeee Kam nee :p


@krishashok @gkhamba I think it has featured in discovery’s ‘factory food’ or something too for making gulab jamun


“@HistoricalPics: Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange,Dumbledore,Harry Potter all smiling for a photo.Rare. #MovieHistory http://t.co/9OSWEiwmFI”

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@jhunjhunwala so I thought at least twitter was a place to keep it original aur kya.


@jhunjhunwala now you are rt-ing decades old jokes from pre-internet era even. Sigh


Uff it is nirupa Roy’s turn today! Guys at least make funny jokes :/


@Finnair would have loved to attend #nbefinland ! Absolutely Love Finland and wish to visit again. What do I have to do to get invited ? 🙂