@Raheelk saari duniya ke logon ko mil liye, Ab dilli waalon ko Milna hai kee nahi?

So what is the ashton kutcher + mila kunis couple name now that they are officially engaged? (Yeh toh hona hee thaa)

.@amreekandesi but I signed up years back! And yesterday it somehow re-registered me & now one of my @Quora id’s is following the other! :/

The technical snag on yellow line got fixed sometime back as per DMRC helpline @TrafflineDEL

And outta these 1100 unintentionally followed ppl on @Quora 80% were complete strangers,spammers & SEO ppl. No idea how they got in! #FML

Someone sent a link to answer a ques on @Quora & I was asked to verify mail address & next thing I know, m following 1100 ppl from add book!

Whoa! Rihanna Sued For Plagiarism by Second Fashion Photographer Over ‘S&M’ Video buff.ly/1pAxFx1

RT @Zomato: Things Vegetarians Are Tired Of Hearing: http://t.co/ZIiyGcY9ix

Gurgawan smells like a hill station today thanks to all that rain and storm last night!

@AzzArun what exactly has happened? My mother is supposed to travel by yellow line today

RT @TrafflineDEL: #gurgaon #delhi commuters – Jam on both sides starting at Toll on NH8! Please use MG Road to get to/from Gurgaon.

@om I am. But twitter has apparently now provided filters to see only pics or only links or only text tweets too

@Catharsee abhee kya maloom. Kal hee pata chalega

Strange eery darkness outside! Nearby colony in complete darkness in spite of power backup. Setting perfect for ‘woh kaun thee’!

Freak storm and then torrential rain & possibly hail. It is lord shiva’s night alright! #gurgaon

@gkjohn may be the comma was placed incorrectly. Mushroom is the latest fad of a veal eating nation

Mushrooms, the veal & escargot eating France’s Latest Food Trend! buff.ly/1mC1Gdn

@patrix nope. No google glass in Desh. So no glassholes either.

@patrix so the gl has been prefixed to make tweet family friendly?

RT @shekharkapur: #Mahashivratri. The night of Shiva. The Lord of Darkness. The Lord of Nothingness. The Lord of Breathing Out, before you …

Happy maha shivratri folks!

Received a mail from some SM person who’s identified me as an avid mommy & children blogger. When will SM ppl Know how to do their job!

Latest ear worm – “oh oh oh, oh oh dearrrrr” from the sprite ad featuring 2 old ladies driving a hand gears wali fiat!

Ad on @FoodFood – khaane mein daala garam masala, unke andar jaagi prem kee jwaala. So apparently that brand of GM makes ppl horny. #okthen

Thunder and rain showers again. Also predicted for the next 2 days. Bas bhee Karo Indra dev. And where is Tansen? Better sing a new raag

@anaggh @b50 se birthday gift le lo issi chakkar mein

@anaggh haw.. Kis ne failaya rumour!