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Very very boring useless episode of comedy nights with kapil. I thought big b as a guest would mean real fun. Sigh.

RT @abdullah_omar: All this “ab key baar” is nothing but attyachar (torture) #justsaying #2014

@aneeshb Japan is adorably bizarre. Enjoy!

Twitter as we know it, will be dead. “@TIME: Twitter will blow up your feed with 15 new kinds of ads ti.me/1lHsafU”

@mridulad jealous jealous jealous !

@sidin I wish usd to inr had similar ratio

RT @scndthoughts: Saw this in Hotel Ramanayak at Matunga.. @DelishDirection @anaggh @ThePantryMumbai http://t.co/nvcp1cqMtn

@sidin in legumes? Matlab daal mein kuch kala hai?

I want! “@shamit: Wow RT @airnewsalerts: #Kashmir: Asia’s largest Tulip garden in Srinagar thrown open for public. http://t.co/Mg5V7W37XG”

@GabbbarSingh @atulkasbekar last 5 characters are begging to be “sloganised” with ‘ab ki baar modi sarkar’ :p

@SwatySMalik so are you @GulPanag‘s right hand? Literally? :p

RT @mojosanjay: Capitalism and socialism 🙂 “@mstoysav: http://t.co/cAvySuD8sK”

RT @rabble: The presidents of Argentina, Brazil, and Chile today vs in the 70’s. We’ve made real progress! http://t.co/Ud3hoQLtdd

@sunainak no. It is normal.

Khush toh bahut hoge tum aaj @KapilSharmaK9 .. !

@maxdavinci @patrix @anantha @nikhilnarayanan someone getting stmts can still be due to typo error bt account creation details? Fishy.

@patrix the only logical explanation is that the site auto subscribed you in the hope that you’ll shop (& consider it authentic mistake)

@patrix I mean I shudder to think of ways it cd happen .. Wrong choice from autofill drop down? So what was it doing there?

@patrix at least auto subscription of useless site happens to me all the time. Such a case has also happened. How can anyone enter wrong id?

@NaturesBasket can someone call me to clarify some doubts abt online shopping? (Had dm-ed my number a while back)

@manishalakhe how’s that poshness book going?

All in a day’s work “@TIME: HIMYM fans will get their happy ending ti.me/PtvPAu”

RT @SaimaMohsin: “I vote with one hand and slap the Taliban with the other”, this 51-year old #woman tells @awolasmal #Kandahar http://t.co…

@sidin namkeen in bread slice ka sandwich too.

@chetan_bhagat arjun kapoor = totally @gkhamba in this pic

Capt obvious “@dna: Missing Malaysia Airline plane search most expensive in aviation history
dnai.in/c9eW http://t.co/qssm2bKcn2”

@surekhapillai mint in chocolate I ABHOR. but upma? I likes.

@nikhilnarayanan at least not karela

@anaggh I expected this number to be even higher!

RT @pickover: This is an example of a chemistry joke. http://t.co/glpS3sBBnY

RT @thetanmay: Not sure if Amit Shah hate speech or BJP manifesto.

RT @ForAfghanDem: RT @BBCKarenAllen: Women show that they’ve voted in#afghanistan http://t.co/srs1ImRKgR

@manishalakhe peel grapes? What is left after that? :O

@patrix not somebody. This is bot scam

@14_yr_old_Etard u r bigger twitter celeb!

@elnonordis @14_yr_old_Etard Uff enough with the sarcasm already. Privacy concerns regarding one’s job & family circles obviously!!

@elnonordis @14_yr_old_Etard well everyone has privacy concerns. Esp those who don’t have their handle with their real name

@mridulad which lake? There are zillions there 🙂 I lived & worked in Espoo but sometimes we all had to visit main office etc

“Alia, what do u think u are best at?” “Kissing” ~ alia Bhatt to anupama Chopra. This kissing gene runs in the Bhatt family?

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