@Twisted_Curly dislocated my kneecap.. ligament & patellar retinaculum ruptured.. needs surgery

waxing – check, painting toes – check, western & Indian classical music for surgery – check. Now green tea for nerves.. #mpflrecon op tomrw!

The DD anchor can relax now! Argentina’s president sent out this strange, offensive, tweet after meeting XI Jinping wapo.st/1DyBUhD

how do I find out if my smartphone is microSD-HC compatible or just microsSD compatible?! Tips pls.

RT @SachinKalbag: Our lead story display on the ridiculous FIR against newspaper vendor for “knowing Urdu and still selling Avadhnama” http://t.co/hBuI3QiVWa

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I want to be SRK’s female chauffeur for a day & baanto some Gyaan

@BDUTT am yet to see it too. have collected alternate links to view later.

Brand conducting Twitter contest, winners “get one step closer to the chance of booking bleah phone”.When did “exclusivity” get redefined?

RT @karuneshtalwar: We deserve Comedy Nights with Kapil. For the next 100 years, we will marvel at how hilarious an obese man dressed as a woman is. #AIBRoast

@VodafoneIN kindly email me the resolution offered, as discussed over the phone

Signs of having truly arrived! Autograph @thetanmay@gkhamba #AIB

#TIL Rosemary is called RusMari in Hindi! Sounding like anti dandruff shampoo! #lawnstatus

So @Olacabs driver tells me that commercial cabs have different speed limit than private cars.. And that it’s 40kmph! Is this true?

@monisha30 lo 15 minutes after my tweet they were taken down!

@monisha30 yeah been thinking the same .. Was wondering if it’s a good idea to watch this stuff during my surgery!

I must be the only person in India who hasn’t been able to watch #AIBKnockout videos yet!

Kejru without muffler is like a chicken that’s been plucked ☺️

@beastoftraal it’s still necessary to publicly shame the f***tards

@saffrontrail actually kal ka hai 😛 just made 1 elaborate thingumajig before my surgery on 6th..post which I’ll be bedridden

My culinary experiments – Spinach pesto spaghetti with bell peppers, mushrooms, zucchini #foodporn #maincourse #ip… http://t.co/43Jxrba999

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My culinary experiments – minty mushy peas (dip) Jamie Oliver style #foodporn #ipadography http://t.co/ZpjDg9ALEI

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More power to her!