@mrsfunnybones aah! Get well soon! Am on day 12 post my #mpflrecon. Non weight bearing on operated leg for at least 10 more days ..

@mrsfunnybones I missed the same time part.. Et tu right now? Whatay coincidence

@mrsfunnybones omg! I’ve been researching for indian experiences of the same & haven’t found any online. Mine was MPFL.. Urs?

Can I just bid the upcoming patel statue worth 2989cr for modi’s suit? And use that fund for cleaning the Ganga instead? Cc @VishalDadlani

@mrsfunnybones I will, I will. Currently bed ridden due to a ligament reconstruction surgery .. But pakka promise 🙂

RT @KyaUkhaadLega: Before and After watching MSG http://t.co/bCOLSDa0ce

B-HjMOLIUAAuikP

@TK_INDIA are U sending me on a trip to Turkey or what :p

@madversity I accept the flower. Now send over some diamonds and chocolates too

@DilliDurAst why are airport & civil lines blank? No pollution ?

@madversity yuvar hating all North Indians ..that too on wrong claim

@mrsfunnybones chiming on behalf of the old man – sure U can be, though I dare say u’ll look nice with a clean pate as well

RT @varungrover: ये मोदी नाम के धागे, जो सूट-सूट पे बिखरे
सौ auction चाहे करवा लो, अब दाग ये नाहीं उतरे।

RT @PritishNandy: Raghuram Rajan says India got a gift of $50 billion this year with the fall in oil prices. What did you and I, as tax payers, get out of it?

RT @rahulroushan: If Shivratri is re-named as La Mahadeva, maybe people concerned about milk wastage will not mind. #LaTomatina.

@parmeshs आप बम्बई तक का हवाईजहाज़ का किराया दें तो ज़रूर

@parmeshs वाह क्या बात है!

RT @MANJULtoons: Arnab’s channel is showing exclusive Indian Express footage posted on net, available to everyone, with a watermark ‘First On Times Now”.

@girishmallya every new role is a promotion .. Even if not in money terms 😉

RT @MeiyangChang: She must’ve done real badly to be nominated for Worst Actor, that too in the Male category

RT @AmbVPrakash: Due to fall in oil prices, “We’ve got essentially a $50 billion gift for the economy,” RBI Governor Raghuram. Rajan via @nytimes

@BDUTT congrats on the promotion & new role!

@prasanto oh! What happened? How did u manage to tweet this with suspended account ?

@KalyanVarma too much. Anyone in the range of this bazooka will drop dead on their own!

RT @aruns_nambiar: So in the end it will be said of Ishrat Jehan that she was a kid who was brought to Gujarat, killed herself just to frame Modi and Shah.