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.@VodafoneIN WHAT is so urgent that U have to not just call me but my father & aunt too? That too after talking to me once already?!

@kishiarora the winters were hardly anything this year… Summers will be excruciating

@b50 @anaggh stitches from surgery removed today. It gets better now 🙂

AC in car temperatures already! Can’t imagine how liquifying the summer would be!

RT @BarberPosts: Barber: what kind of cut you want?

Him: give me that windows XP startup logo

Barber: say no more http://t.co/zyu2UvGCpi

RT @FarOutAkhtar: Morning.. This is the kind of headline one needs to wake up to more often. Well done Shrimant Chandne.

RT @daddy_san: How does one rid oneself of such idiots? http://t.co/qcc6beCY5g

@anaggh Kya hua hai sir jee? Get well soon. Am on the way to hospital myself ☺️

RT @prasanto: India’s first #FloatingGraffiti ad may be the 1st time CP’s white has been painted over! by @rbermej +team facebook.com/prasanto/posts… #Delhi

@girishmallya no I don’t think so.. 3 weeks non weight bearing hai .. Only 2 have passed

@simplyarun recovering from ligament reconstruction surgery in knee after dislocating kneecap

Ashy prinia, purple sunbird & mate, tailor bird & few sparrows regularly jump & swing around in the peach tree blossoms! ☺️#lawnstatus

And 2 weeks have already passed to my #mpflrecon surgery! Stitches .. Actually staples open today

The clouds above are gurgling and bubbling! No, no outbursts before holi please! #Gurgaon

@GarnierIndia sharing my review soon!

I don’t remember allowing any setting in wordpress to upgrade my sites automatically , yet all my sites have upgraded to next version of WP!

Young, Attractive, and Totally Not Into Having Sex | WIRED wired.com/2015/02/demise…

@14_yr_old_Etard 2 minute read hai. basically the answer of how I am

@14_yr_old_Etard garden updates hain.. U don’t read my tweets wonly.

@14_yr_old_Etard your inflatable doll then

RT @kapsology: KK Sharma who made a bid of 1.41Cr for Modi’s Suit was raided by IT Dept in 2012 & 27Cr of Black Money was unearthed. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad…

@GabbbarSingh come on, anyone can google and find U out 😉 @c_aashish

@14_yr_old_Etard I want to meet this woman you are in a relationship with

17 of the craziest festivals around the world.. there’s a baby jumping fest too! :O earthporm.com/17-craziest-fe…

@SandipGhose that would be the bollywood frat here!

@SandipGhose oh is it? i wdnt call it exponential but thank you :p :p

@mrsfunnybones am planning to paint kettles and use as a pendant light in my kitchen :p

@gkjohn Finland is the best . Period . :p

@NigelBritto hahaha omg! All bad girls in goa are clearly onto him.

@SandipGhose @saliltripathi oh yeah Nepal is the pits in that dept 🙁

Reaction of @iamsrk & Kajol on hearing that Maratha mandir has finally stopped screening DDLJ http://t.co/xfCXNNJ6CS

Vows to survive on taazi hawa

@_GoneNative haha come on. Like I said – issue close to my heart .. And yes, it’s truly liberating. Wdnt trade it for anything 🙂

@_GoneNative hmm may be the reason for no fucks to give 😉 how’s it going?

@karishmau @ghaatidancer I don’t know how to eat less and eat too much at the same time

@miryaqoob ask the journalist from Reuters who wrote this article @WhirlingDervesh

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