Today’s the day we wish women a #HappyWomensDay while banning them from wearing what they want, going where they want & doing what they want

@Snapdeal_Help my question is abt the warranty date being same as delivery date! And getting a demo! Jesus

@Snapdeal_Help err exactly WHAT did u even think you are helping me with here?? OBVIOUSLY it’s been delivered? Did u even read my tweet?

@BajajElectrical I’ve just bought Bajaj FX11 food processor frm @snapdeal From when does the warranty start? delivery date? Do I get a demo?

@vbagnihotri jitna der chale accha hai. Less gruesome summer

thnderstorm commenceth with upcoming rain! winter session III about to happen #gurgaon

Mulayam singh yadav develops heart trouble & gets admitted in medanta. Gurgaon. What does that say about hospital facilities in his rule?

Germans coat walls with superhydrophobic stuff so walls pee back on urinators

Fed up of seeing holi faces all over facebook. Twitter give me the latest goss.

@nimishdubey but @amazonIN had some technical glitch with Visa card payments & I wasted many hours on that.

@anaggh Saar, I’ve hardly tweeted or been tweeted to in last 2-3 weeks, kuch gadbad toh hai.. Maybe they fudge it up for RTs

Vrindavan, barsana holi is the new Pushkar mela .. Every photog wants to have stock from here now

Just bought a Lenovo laptop online, like it was pyaaz tamatar in mandi. Happy Diwali , I mean holi

@Harishk is it? I thought they had a deadline in March .. Chalo, I’ll keep my fingers crossed then :p @blogadda

@Harishk @blogadda was hoping to get chosen for this activity.. but i guess it wasnt meant to be 🙁 .. oh well!

@calamur am sure U need to tell this to the doggess :p

@calamur time to take off for holi + budday now!

@praticram better now.. And umm discharge happened within 2 days of operation! 🙂