Ban all bans. I hereby announce a new term for it – ban-do-bust cc @PritishNandy


@GabbbarSingh ALL THE TIME when I’m outside India. Feels amusing that’s all.The best-Indian guys tried hitting on me thinking I’m firang ?


@RegaJha can men break the glass ceiling ?


@sunainak there is a why did the chicken not cross the road joke somewhere


RT @cox_tom: I can always tell when one of my cats has been up to no good because they try a little bit too hard to look casual. http://t.co/vj1huV7vpU

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RT @sunainak: Why did Iffco Chowk. Huda hell knows!


RT @virsanghvi: The most dangerous time for a govt is not when it is attacked but when it is laughed at #PornBan


@PritishNandy haven’t read a book in 6 years. But this one I really want to read


RT @FLOTUS: Happy birthday to a loving husband, wonderful father and my favorite dance partner. 54 looks good on you, @POTUS! -mo http://t.co/B2JSxCTcCo

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@ndtvgoodtimes fingers crossed! Have Applied last week. With real name of course


RT @maheshmurthy: Breast implants in Bombay now at 20% off. What next, @Groupon ?:-) http://t.co/awnZDSZaMO

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RT @Bacardidevi: I was attacked in my supposed safe South Delhi society today. Two guys on a motor cycle tried to strangle me and snatched my phone away.


#acchedin@srivatsayb: Modi sends Rs. 16 crore worth SMSes to ensure u watch him on TV doing ridiculously bad Yoga. http://t.co/KhWhGL1VIy”

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@Rajyasree akele akele butter chicken khana is not good for health :p


@AazadKabootar well I was trying to play on the ‘gift of the magi’ phrase


@natashabadhwar proud moment! My sharifa trees have been tall for long .. But no flowers so far :/


We finally got the ‘gift of the Maggi’. Only everyone may have lost appetite for instant noodles with top ramen & foodles also in the net ?


RT @suvenk: It’s front page headline when you get banned. Tucked away on page 13 when you get (sort of) acquitted. http://t.co/IxZkXRMZpF

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@NeelaVanam babblers in my lawn. Such cacophonous orchestra 🙂


@ikaveri pity suman my fraand gave up on Twitter some years back. Else she wd have been a star here :p