Twilight Fairy's tweets

What kinda song Has ‘sheesh kabab’ as lyrics. Especially one promoting a suitcase!

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@amalfi_delhi by invite I mean as your guest. Not as a patron 🙂

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On that note, all the strays around the house that had gone into hiding since last 2-3 days have reappeared as if from paatal lok

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This stray dog Elisa has managed to find the spot with the thickest foliage in my lawn & made that her ‘panic room’ #lawnstatus #diwali

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What I thot was a cat crunching leaves every night in my lawn is this “scared of crackers … ift.tt/1HMs0Lf https://t.co/SHqo9gZGYn

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@Micromax_Mobile I’m about to receive a micromax UHD 4K tv from @Flipkart tomorrow morn. Can it be installed in the same day?

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??? twitter.com/dawn_com/statu…

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@saffrontrail because we need to talk about food ☺️

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@saffrontrail 80% of my ‘while u were away’ tweets today are your tweets!

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RT @prasanto: So it took a visit to the UK for Modi to finally speak out against intolerance. Yay! https://t.co/3dEZmg5aT0

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@DiaQuery no.

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Man’s best friend honored & decorated in Nepal festival mashable.com/2015/11/11/tih… Meanwhile dogs in India are still cowering from crackers ?

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RT @mashable: Vivid photos capture cows getting pampered during Hindu holiday on.mash.to/1M8t1RW https://t.co/lKVJ46mbWX

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RT @mashable: Creepy photo series reimagines what happens to the phone-obsessed on.mash.to/1N0eXgT https://t.co/WKdnhMZYg7

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Or to learn the difference between your and you’re twitter.com/OrganizeHacks/…

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Friday the 13th ke shubh avasar par Hardik badhai ??

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RT @HartoshSinghBal: here’s a convenient list for the RSS on cowhide products. clearly, the Sangh wants complete ban on cricket scroll.in/article/759544…

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@sobhon1409 hmm that makes sense actually

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@babulbhatt how does that work?

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How come akshaye khanna is nearly bald while rahul khanna is just a young Vinod khanna ?

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Was just blankly surfing through TV channels and I see rahul khanna starring in ‘the Americans’ !

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Finally someone took meru to task! twitter.com/SachinKalbag/s…

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@AksharPathak congratulations arshat warsi ?

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@WynkMusic i had written to u 10 days back too but got no response

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@instagram just 3 pics on diwali and it is feature worthy?

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@Etardoh cos u’ll get the most effective one? :p @lavsmohan @saffrontrail

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@lavsmohan @Etardoh @saffrontrail salicylic acid is present in your spit. So now u know what to apply ?

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@sSSmriti they look quite pretty!

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RT @NigelBritto: Kerala: Twin grooms marry twin brides. With twin flower girls, page boys, and priests! All identical. Unbelievable. on.fb.me/1MC5aLQ

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@NigelBritto w00t!!! Btw remove Ur ID na each time u write in conversation form

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@praticram because no one in delhi NCR follows the 10 pm deadline for crackers

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@GabbbarSingh wish karne mein koi nuksan nahi

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Dialled 100,10 times but just get a “sorry this number is busy” every time.So is everyone calling the police or all PCRs r off hook tonight?

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Today is the one day in the year when Gurgaon expressway can match its claims of 20 minutes from hero Honda chowk ↔ Dhaula kuan #HappyDiwali

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@ndtvgoodtimes @MySwitzerlandIN can’t see any contest there

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RT @GulPanag: As veterans burn their medals at #Jantarmantar ,my view on how the government has led them to take this extreme act. thewire.in/2015/11/11/des…

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@Airtel_Presence pls tell Shovit that my @WynkMusic issue still exists! Why don’t u guys reset data limit each month? I’ve used the app ONCE

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RT @Razarumi: RT @ImranKhanPTI:One of the memorable moments of the dharna last year – celebrating Diwali with the Hindu community. https://t.co/wGrcWE1EcB

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OK. India is also Ukraine twitter.com/conradhackett/…

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@diogeneb we call it chakri. Which incidentally is a snack too

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