Tuned in just in time to see piggy chops announcing an award. Also in time to see someone almost trip over her gown trail ? #Oscars

@genesiaalves so ridiculous. Yes, pls don’t spend on those who aren’t dead yet! Let us spend this much on dead ppl

Everyday at this hour (twilight) a tiny fluffy tailorbird descends on my lawn, clucks,chirps,settles to roost. Wish I cd go near!#lawnstatus

The lady police officer in fact complimented me on my Hindi writing skills. Though it Took a few sec to remember formation of थ, द, ख ??

Had to write an application in Hindi! Told The lady police officer that I’ve forgotten how to write in Hindi. But slowly it came back to me!

Just back from the new all women police station in sec-51, Gurgaon..had taken maid there to help against domestic violence

@GabbbarSingh ghud chadee ka time ho gaya! Ab no tweeting 😉 https://t.co/5eQLCEVpuy

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@GabbbarSingh u r still tweeting! (Daant nahi padee?) https://t.co/A4hVF3qiWh

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RT @erinruberry: Never forget the greatest #Oscars red carpet moment ever https://t.co/hdeF09zjcR

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6 Illustrations That Show What It’s Like In An Introvert’s Head buff.ly/1SaocMz https://t.co/KhygthOLkl

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Is anyone else here being spammed by the prime minister or is this special treatment? ? https://t.co/46OzIooZVt

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@Grofers once AGAIN frigging museebat placing an order with ur app!! Now @Paytm wallet amount is forcefully being deducted! Can’t unselect

10 hotels where you sleep under the stars..send me there NOW! buff.ly/1LMkBxj https://t.co/Nra1LtZdzO

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What is the Michelin star? | Condé Nast Traveller India buff.ly/1QbsYqy https://t.co/8psthN0r3c

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@VodafoneIN 4 days and counting..your incompetent team can’t even make one frigging call??? All they can make are excuses for not calling!

@Grofers really fed up. Here’s the latest issue.Bill of 676/- bt app asks for payment of 746/-! How buggy is Ur app? https://t.co/Xe2xz5Krhw

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For all crictards ? https://t.co/hblws8jop3

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.@AskmeBazaar do u really think 8 non stop back to back ads with some besura singing is going to make people flock to Ur portal? Aaargh! ?

@vikasawal basically wedding photographers won’t make albums with images they haven’t created ..so u can do it urself.. Not too difficult

@Grofers aaargh.Once again after resolving my address issue when I was about to checkout my cart, I again got an error saying item not there

@Grofers now facing another issue! While trying to checkout app asks for address. Have entered 10 times but app doesn’t register it!

@Grofers also it is available in store physically for 312. Ur app not only doesn’t show it, but gives an offer of 328!

@Grofers now pls don’t get back with “out of stock” cos I checked first thing in morn & it can’t be out of stock instantly.

@Grofers once AGAIN u r showing prev discussed offer since morn. But no such item in inventory if u wish to buy! https://t.co/51pirrkMqU

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@VodafoneIN still waiting for your call. Kindly don’t wait till 6pm to put it on Monday!

Loving the gifs by Twitter ! Can’t use more than one though https://t.co/TkgIgV9aUV

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Oh so what is the “intent” when u call women u r not related to or women younger than you – aunty? Respect? ? twitter.com/chetan_bhagat/…

The restored Haveli at Chandni chowk is a labour of love.. So was the food @Hav_Dharampura https://t.co/vyKttKN4Wf

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And some more from @Hav_Dharampura : Pano from terrace, Jama masjid is visible, view of all floors, restored rooms https://t.co/qaYxS0r8qN

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Had a great time at @Hav_Dharampura some #foodporn: Paalak patta chaat, cucumber chaat canapes, kadak roomali masala https://t.co/KmrTF0v3DA

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@HDFCBank_Cares even if not, someone is using your brand to sell YOUR loans service. Kindly take action against them